dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

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bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

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i-am-anarchy:

linkondrugs:

father why

everyoen on this fukcing drugs is on website 

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kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

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And I think the first sign you notice when you begin to gain feelings towards a person, is just how easily you get jealous when they give others the attention which you crave.
Unknown (via quaintflower)

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Q
OHHHHH I FEEL U I GAVE SOMEONE A BONER JUST BY MAKING OUT WITH THEM AND IT WAS THE MOST GOD DAMN GLORIOUS MOMENT OF MY LIFE.
Anonymous
A

twistedtorture:

ITS SO GR8 LIKE AW UR DICK IS BLUSHING BC MY LIPS TOUCHED URS HOW CUTE